Hey fruit lovers, Orange and Pear here with an episode that’s downright slimetastic. I prefer the term slime-o-riffic. Hmm, slimetacular? – Incredislime?
Well, it’s gonna be a great episode no matter how you slime it. ‘Cause today we’re showing you how to make slime. Pear printed out the recipe. Take it away best friend. – I’m not your… Best friend says huh. – Huh? Woo hoo, Pear’s my best friend. Ya’ll heard him say it. – Arrghh. Anyway, Step one is to put some glue in a bowl. – Nah, you did it wrong. You’re supposed to put the cereal in first then the glue. -That’s milk, dude. Wait, are you saying you eat glue? Well, not without cereal. What am I, a weirdo? – Not sure why I’m surprised by this. You are such an eats glue kind of guy. What do you mean? I’m not an Eskimo. – I didn’t say you’re an igloo kind of guy. I know, but wouldn’t it be cool (clink) if I was? – Arrghh. Step two, add water. – Before the cereal? – There is no cereal dude. And if you’re putting water on cereal you should be banned from making cereal. – Yeah, right. Next thing you know you’re going to be telling me I’m not supposed to put ketchup on my bagel. – You’ve got… Okay, do not engage with him, Pear. Remember what your therapist said. – What was that? Speak up, I don’t have any ears. (laughter) (groans) – Moving along to step three which is to add food coloring. – Orange, make it orange. – Okay, let me just… – Not red, I said orange. – There is no orange food coloring. – Why not? There should be; orange is a great color. – Relax, I’m just gonna… – I don’t want yellow. I want orange. Oh. – See what I did there? – I did, it’s magic. How’d you do that? – Oh brother. And finally, step four, add Borax. – Borax? Oh man, I love that movie. My wife. – Dude, that’s not what I said. – Okay, the DVD is in. Mix it up. – I said Borax, dude. – Borax? Who’s Borax? Is he Borat’s brother or something? – No. – Borat’s brother be all like, my wife in law. (laughter) – (groans) Okay, just mix it up and there we go. – Woo hoo. Now it’s time for step five. Make ASMR videos with it. – Sure, do whatever you want. (boing) (humming) Actually that’s kind of quiet. I’m gonna to turn the volume all the way up. That’s perfect. – Know what else is perfect? My wife. (laughter) Orange, don’t do that. It’s bad for the equipment. – Sorry, I promise that’s the last slime it’ll ever hap-pun. (laughter) (groans) – Well that does it for today’s episode. Happy sliming everyone. – And before we go, I just want to give a shout out to one very special viewer. – Oh, who’s that? – To my wife